This, my friends, is not fat

Rumors have been circulating that Eva Longoria is pregnant. She says she is just fat. I say, neither.

When pregnant women start packing on the pregnancy pounds, it's usually in the chest first. Eva Longoria is either a freakish pregnant women or she is being 100% honest about her delicate condition, or lack thereof.

Eva Longoria is a beautiful woman with smaller-than-average curves. When the press nitpicks at her weight, they are implying that the rest of us shouldn't accept our God-given assets. She does not look pregnant or fat.